dumerican

dumerican \də-'mər-ə-kən, -'mər-, -'mar-, -i-kən\ n (2007) 1 : a citizen of Dumerica 2 : compound word referring to a DUMb citizen of the country amERICA who is preoccupied with conspicuous consumption

usage:

"Those Dumericans think driving hybrids and widening roads is a transportation plan for the future."

"Seems like all the Dumericans care about is what time Dumerican Idol comes on the telly."

"We the Dumericans, in order to form a more screwed up union, establish strip malls, insure low savings rates and high personal debt, provide for the lowest cultural denominator (most importantly: bad music), promote obesity, and secure the excesses of gluttony to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of Dumerica.