Home Team Misery

Reds are killing me- what is their record for the months of Apr, May, Aug, and Sep? It's gotta be .600 ball, I swear. You throw in an AVERAGE, I MEAN AVERAGE, Jun and Jul and you got a contender.

But, they stunk so badly in Jun and Jul that they couldn't overcome it.

-Reds Fan Forever

Post It Rant

If you write on a post-it note, you should remove the sheet you write on. This is the design of the post-it note. It is FUNDAMENTAL. If you're keeping a journal, diary, etc, then get a notepad. I get highly annoyed [sic] when I want to use a nearby post-it note, only to find I must remove the top sheet, make my notes on the next sheet, remove that sheet, then replace the top sheet (aka the BULL sheet) so someone else returns to a post-it note stack which appears undisturbed.

So, next time, I'm throwing the top sheet in the shredder, and you'll be on your own to remember to restock on Tuck's Pads when you're at the supermarket.