Hello, China! We have learned how to pronounce the name of your one horse town- Beijing. We get it. You're very clever.
Now, here's something for you to learn for 2016:
IPA: /Chiˈcaːgo/
Put down your chopsticks, its time for the stuffed crust...
periosadist \'per-ē-ō-sād,sad-əst\ n, pl -s (2008) 1 : a person who obtains advanced credentialing in the field of periodontology in order to inflict great physical pain on others for gratification
usage:
"That periosadist took all my money, hacked my gums to bits, and now I can't chew my food!"
"Ever since that periosadist got through with me, I have to take my meals through a straw!"
grillbilly \'gril-,bil-ē\ n, pl -lies (2008) 1 : a person from a backwoods area who prefers to grill his food
usage:
"If he ever finishes that patio we're gonna go over to that Grillbilly's place and chow down!"
dumerican \də-'mər-ə-kən, -'mər-, -'mar-, -i-kən\ n (2007) 1 : a citizen of Dumerica 2 : compound word referring to a DUMb citizen of the country amERICA who is preoccupied with conspicuous consumption
usage:
"Those Dumericans think driving hybrids and widening roads is a transportation plan for the future."
"Seems like all the Dumericans care about is what time Dumerican Idol comes on the telly."
"We the Dumericans, in order to form a more screwed up union, establish strip malls, insure low savings rates and high personal debt, provide for the lowest cultural denominator (most importantly: bad music), promote obesity, and secure the excesses of gluttony to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of Dumerica.
bluetiful \'blüt-i-fəl\ adj 1 : generally pleasing and specifically blue in color : EXCELLENT 2 having qualities of beauty combined with blue in color
usage:
"Those University of Kentucky NCAA Men's Basketball Championships were bluetiful!"
"Smurfette is bluetiful!" homina homina
