Tonight on the Beaner Network...

Be sure to tune in for an exciting evening of programming on the Beaner Network:

19:00 "Debits"

Join hostess Allison Telford-Machinette for an exploration of the fascinating world of debits.

20:00 "Credits"

Join host Johnny Ricardo for a scintillating examination of the world of credits. Filmed before a live studio audience!

21:00 "General Ledger"

The critically acclaimed drama in it's 70th season. A must see.

22:00 "Beaner Smackdown"

Hand to hand combat between some of America's most vicious tax accountants and auditors.

23:00 "Balancing and Totaling"

Finish your evening with a round table discussion on today's cutting edge balancing and totaling techniques. Past topics have included:

+"Adding Machines"
+"March and April are a drag"
+"Looks like a Breach of Fiduciary Duty to me!"
+"Mortgages: Whoops!"
+"E-filing: making confiscation easy"
+"The evils of cash transactions" and,
+"Bengalberry Palace/Red Ink: Clifton, we have a problem"