Thursday, August 2, 2007

the new pledge of allegiance

i pledge allegiance to the petroleum that enables my sedentary lifestyle, and to the republic which stands addicted, one fat, lazy nation of strip malls, oblivious, with conspicuous consumption for all.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wah! Wah! Where's my pacifier?

Anonymous said...

Watch the DVD documentary "Who Killed the Electric Car?"

It'll open your eyez.

- Kloster