inside job

the idea behind collecting the trash from the residents' curbsides is to collect ALL OF THE TRASH. but you're always in such a hurry my dear sanitation worker.

in your haste, trash tends to fly about wildly. so if you pick up a container full of trash, and a couple coffee cups, banana peels, and cans of corn fly out- you should also pick those up and make sure they make it into the trashtruck. to leave that flotsam and jetsam behind is tantamount to littering which your very jurisdiction has laws against.

it's always an inside job isn't it? the santitation worker can litter, the healthcare worker can get treatment, and the attorney doesn't pay his bills on time.