Strange Things Travel
I flashback to 3yrs ago when we caught lightening in a bottle on that NYC trip. The worst thing of that entire week was when that pigeon defecated on me outside of Macy's under the Empire State Building. So, maybe if a pigeon doesn't defecate on you today it will be OK?
When you do go, you go as yourself on the best day of your life- in your prime physically and mentally.
I never saw the couchlings as protectors of innocent bystanders. I always saw them as vigilantes, dispensing justice as would a benevolent dictator.
But the protector role may be a better one. It's sort of "batmanesque."
Or possibly they're just a couple of adolescent, lovable, goofballs.