cholesterol prayer

O HDL,
Thou art supreme and beneficent.
Thou will shall we follow,
Throughout our days,
Mercifully granted by thou.

Increase thyself within our arteries,
And forgive us for all those pizzas,
And chili, burritos, omelets, burgers, fried fish, etc, etc.
Help us to find and enjoy rabbit food.

Banish the evil one, LDL, to below 100.

May we one day reach your kingdom of health...

AMEN