doctor doctor gimme the news

here's an item that ran on enquirer.com today:

GREEN TWP. - A female motorist passed out and crashed into a doctor's office this morning, a Hamilton County dispatcher said.

An ambulance was sent to the scene at 3248 Westbourne Drive, she said.

The driver crashed her car into the building about 10:45 a.m.

Late this afternoon, Green Township firefighters were reporting no serious injuries.

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now, i'll refrain from how idotic "passing out and crashing into a building" sounds. i don't think we're getting the whole story there, but- whatever.

no, my real issue is the 2nd paragraph, "An ambulance was sent to the scene..."

you gotta be kidding...it's a DOCTOR'S OFFICE! can't one of the "white coated ones" come up front and stitch up this chick?

also, i realize this blog entry gets awfully close to the nonsense that goes on at cincinnati.blogspot.com, wherein the guy simply links to the news and offers some inane comments. please forgive me for any resemblance to that blog's world of regurgitation. however, i will offer this defense: at least i'm not making website regurgitating a way of life here...