Poop Legislation

Is there a low flow toilet in the oval office? Or, have Bush, Cheney, Clinton, Clinton, Lewinski, Gore, etc...been using a "full flow", traditional style toilet during their "sessions" there?

Somewhere the Secret Service, FBI, CIA and other agencies are probably sourcing the "full flow" traditional style toilets for use by our highest elected officials and appointees. But, they have classified this "bath & plumbing" source as "TOP SECRET". "TOP SECRET" like some sort of Pentagon, "let's blow up some country" memorandum because they're foisting the low flow garbage off on the rest of us. If we were to find the source of these toilets, according the government's logic, there would be TOTAL ANARCHY! REBELLION! REVOLUTION!

This is the ULTIMATE abuse of power.

Citizens are not happy with low flow toilets. We do not care to do "excrement equations" such as:

LOW FLOW
Defecate(double flush) + Urinate(single flush) + Urinate(single flush) = 4 flushes = 4 gallons of water

FULL FLOW
Defecate(single flush) + Urinate(single flush) + Urinate(single flush) = 3 flushes = 4.5 gallons of water (1.5 gpf)

LOW FLOW
Vomit(double flush) + Defecate(double flush) + Urinate(single flush) = 5 flushes = 5 gallons of water

We just want a place where we can do our business, flush once, and move on. If the oval office does not have a low flow toilet, neither should we, regardless of whether or not the "plunger lobby" has bought and paid for our legislators.