another day at the office

can somebody! anybody? please stop this individual:



watching roger federer take his 11th grand slam at wimbledon today evokes the metaphor of him as MACHINE! what is he to do in that instant he secures another grand slam? falling on the ground, overwhelmed, almost seems like the act of a human being.

but a human being can't possibly play tennis like this!

after the the "emotion" of match point, the android simply picks up the hardware, kisses the hardware, then journeys "across the pond" to do it all over again. this is becoming a broken record.

andy roddick, where are you? this android is on a rampage and it wants to take the trophy from your country in 2007! channel the spirit of pete and andre and STOP HIM! for all of us...america needs you! humanity needs you!