Yeehaw! Why am I stupid?

Here we have an individual that came to the Brad Paisley concert. After the show, in the parking lot, he loads up his semi automatic and accidentally shoots himself in the foot.

This is NOT made up.

Why is this individual stupid? Because he shot himself in the foot? Or, because he attended a Brad Paisley concert? Bear in mind, Kountry music represents the worst of the United States.

This blog suggests his real crime is against humanity. Jeffrey Longfellow of Nicholasville, KY should be treated for the injury to his foot. He should be CHARGED with "poor musical judgement" for attending this concert.

Had he actually shot Brad Paisley, Jeffrey Longfellow should have been given an award. Possibly this was his intent when he loaded the gun- as in, "Crap! Why did I attend this show? I must take action and prevent others from listening to this garbage/attending these musically void concerts! I will assassinate Brad Paisley!"

So, how do we determine the intent of Mr. Longfellow in loading the gun? Simple, we obtain a warrant to search for Bengalberry paraphernalia. If the authorities find any Bengalberry items in Mr. Longfellow's possession, then they know he is stupid. Conversely, a lack of Bengalberry paraphernalia, and he must have known what he was doing. Award the man the key to the city.